Fourth of July Madness

This Fourth of July was a lot of fun and interesting. On mom's birthday (July 2), we were trying to leave for Prairie Village, KS when Scott and his two friends woke up. They drove down from Independence and came in around 1:00 a.m. They brought all of their band equipment and serenaded mom for her birthday. When we came home and walked into our kitchen, we definitely knew something was wrong because our kitchen chairs were missing. Therefore, we started snooping. In the fridge, we found two 12-packs of beer, a watermelon, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a bottle of vodka. In the living room was stereo equipment, computer equipment, and something I thought was a bong but upon closer inspection I discovered it was a potato shooter. I am old hippy and they are a bunch of rednecks. In the master bedroom, we found floral flip-flops and a bikini. Since we were staying in the RV, we went there and unpacked. Mom said I don't care what they do in the house just as long as they stay out of the RV. I opened the fridge and said "Hey mom you want a cold one?” She just about died laughing. The kitchen chairs were in the basement. They set up their band equipment in the basement and were performing with the garage door open. Scott and his friends were so much fun. We enjoyed their company.