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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
The insurance person who said I would have to crawl back to Missouri with my broken legs.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Marilyn Manson – one sick puppy
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Would saying Bush put me on a list?
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Sharp Cheddar
.5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato, and Mayo. I am very boring
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Mr. Green Jeans
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Harry Belafonte
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy cow, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Slot machines – head for the nearest casino
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
El Salvador
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Grab a bus and head for Tazumal. Then later I would grab another bus for Guatemala and sleep under the stars on top of the Temple of the Masks.
11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
Belikin Beer
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Who the hec is Rufus? The Antebellum Period, South Carolina.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
You can only build thatch huts, wear minimal clothing, and drink only Belikin Beer.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
World’s Biggest Gainers starring all of the anorexic stars. Serve them cheesecake, cheeseburgers, and onion rings and watch them eat.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Once in a while the f word will slip out because it is so deliciously evil.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything; they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Unwrap them and see what lies under all the wrapping. Then dress them up in my grandmother’s clothing and take pictures.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
My computer
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Call everyone I know and say I love you.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
Invisibility. Nothing cooler.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Any of the half hours on the day I truly believed I was loved.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Lighting up my first cigarette.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff… you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Belize
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Sorry I don’t hang out at bars.
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out… I can FLOAT!”?
My daughter’s home, it would totally creep her out. She thinks I am every where anyway.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Mr. Greenjeans
26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My Brother
27. What’s your theme song?
Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition is in.

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I would love to see the answers that Jolie and Dave would give. Just an option.