JERRY JERRY JERRY

I beat up my sister's boyfriend every time he's drunk and he's drunk ALL THE TIME! Sister comes out - Lady in audiences (about my age) flashes her boobs.

Then came The Maury Show -
Yeah I'm 13, I slept with 23 men, have a sugar daddy, stole cars, and I am wanting a baby! Now get out of my life mama.

Guess what came on after Maury?

JERRY JERRY JERRY

Lord have mercy. Now you know why I don't watch daytime TV. I kept thinking it has to get better than this. It just became progressively worse. Pass the pain killers, please.

Hannah I did find a minister for your wedding, his name is Rev. Shnorr. Google Jerry Springer. We could have your wedding on Jerry Springer. We would get a free trip to wherever it is taped, there will be little people running around, partially nude women, wedding cake will be flying, and it would be such grand fun.

I need to lay off the pills.