Three Weird Sisters

Hannah, you will be receiving a package, in it will be two CDs. You may drool, read the package, but you are not to open them. I know you, you will play them - like them and play them some more and by the time I get them they will be worn out. You know if we were a normal family I would hate your music and you would hate mine. Then we wouldn't have this problem. You can bring it to me when we come back to Missouri in October.

I know I shouldn't do this and will take full responsibility. I love this song:

Pity PartyBy Brenda Sutton© 1994
I coulda been a contender
if life hadn't dealt me dirt
I woulda been a giant among men
if my genes hadn't made me a female squirt
I mighta built me a dynasty if taxes weren't so high
I coulda woulda shoulda but I didn't didn't didn't
So no one will care when I die. (Sigh)

Chorus:Wallow, wallow, wallow,Wallow, wallow, wallow
Boo hoo hoo pout cry sniff(sniff)-
Repeat

I woulda made the Olympic Team if I'd only learned how to skate
I shoulda married Sean Connery but I was born two decades too late
(and I hate haggis)
If Sally Fields can win an Oscar, I know I coulda done it too
If I hadn't done the things I did with my life,
there's no telling what I could do

Chorus

Break:
It's not my fault I turned out like this, you mustn't criticize
But Saturn has been retrograde since my birth
and the sun's been in my eyes
Waah, waah, waah, waah!
I woulda made a great dancer but I was born with two left feet
You mustn't mind my bad temper, I'm PMS and I eat too much red meat
In spite of all my short comings, I think I'm doing fine
I've accomplished an awful lot in my life
for someone who's out of her mind.
Chorus