Friday Feast

Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
I think chirping would be nice.

Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
Sunny with clouds?

Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
Public Relations

Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books/magazines/newspapers would you choose to read?
Dictionary followed by the encyclopedia

Dessert
If a popular candy maker contacted you to create their next confection, what would it be like and what would you name it?
Peppermint Patties